Monday, March 14, 2005

Product Warnings for Physicists

There are a couple of versions of this list of funny product warnings for physicists. Here are two that I found using Google:



Alcuin Bramerton said...

A traditional Norfolk koan may assist:

Seven toffee doughnuts

Having not eaten for well over twenty minutes,
The young woman was hungry.
She logged on to the internet,
And ordered a stuffed crust pizza
With double pepperoni and chocolate,
French fries,
Seven toffee doughnuts
And a butterscotch milkshake.
Imagine her surprise, two minutes later,
When out of her printer came a small piece of lettuce,
And a plastic cup of raspberry leaf tea.

More may be encountered:

Anonymous said...

ROFL!! I like the antimatter one best. KABOOOOOM!