Having not eaten for well over twenty minutes, The young woman was hungry. She logged on to the internet, And ordered a stuffed crust pizza With double pepperoni and chocolate, French fries, Seven toffee doughnuts And a butterscotch milkshake. Imagine her surprise, two minutes later, When out of her printer came a small piece of lettuce, And a plastic cup of raspberry leaf tea.
More may be encountered: http://alcuinbramerton.blogspot.com/2004/11/traditional-norfolk-koans.html
A traditional Norfolk koan may assist:
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Having not eaten for well over twenty minutes,
The young woman was hungry.
She logged on to the internet,
And ordered a stuffed crust pizza
With double pepperoni and chocolate,
French fries,
Seven toffee doughnuts
And a butterscotch milkshake.
Imagine her surprise, two minutes later,
When out of her printer came a small piece of lettuce,
And a plastic cup of raspberry leaf tea.
More may be encountered:
http://alcuinbramerton.blogspot.com/2004/11/traditional-norfolk-koans.html
ROFL!! I like the antimatter one best. KABOOOOOM!
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